arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
where are my eyebrows?
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