Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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