Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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