Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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