so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
