Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
operation have a gay friend backfired
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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