i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
no you cant smoke seaweed
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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