but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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