sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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