I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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