i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Randomize
