im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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