They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Do plants get herpes?
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