let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Are we still banned from the library?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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