So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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