Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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