Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Couch. On fire.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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