why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
