I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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