I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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