Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Your cock deserves a montage
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
