...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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