just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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