Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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