That's intense
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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