I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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