DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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