i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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