Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Randomize
