I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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