i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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