Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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