marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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