There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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