Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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