kristin has been a bad kristin
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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