so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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