I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
what if I'm pregnant?
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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