By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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