Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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