i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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