nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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