jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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