I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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