he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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