I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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