Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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