Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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