Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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