Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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