I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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