my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He did a backflip because drugs
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