just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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